Halloween costume headaches, stolen masterpieces and binders full of women. This past week has been choc-full of gaffes, groans and grimaces, so here are a few goodies courtesy of the Internet to get your mind off of ‘em.
Everyone likes to have a little of the rough-and-tumble up their sleeves, even if they’re three-quarter length and pinstriped. Thanks to our friends at Mental Floss, here’s a handy list of prison slang you can sling at your friends the next time they quibble with you during a game of Parcheesi.
As funny as you think your Gangnam style Halloween costume will be (which, by the way, it’s not), precocious tots will always have you beat–especially when channeling our union-saving president immortalized in copper. Pleated Jeans has provided us with this convenient list of kid kostumes so cute they’ll make you rue the day you grew up.
We may never have at-home gluten-free chefs or luxury yachts, but thanks to Meme-Meme, at least we can have pictures of what B and Jay (and Gwenyth Paltrow and Jen Aniston) would look like were they to brush shoulders with us peons.
2. Diva Kitten
Because, well, no best-of list could be complete without an inclusion of cute–and unruly–kittens. Thanks, Well That’s Adorable!
Who says your weekend has to be lazy and unproductive? Well, not Life Hacker. Or, you know, Stalin. Here are some tips used by the most evil and conniving pros on how to get things done when and how you want them.