If You Read This, You Immediately Become A Space Viking
The early 80s actually had a lot of interesting stuff going on, and it was mostly nerd porn- namely Dungeons and Dragons, early video games, the movie Heavy Metal, and the art of Frank Frazetta. Equally adept at painting a menacing set of smouldering eyes as he is at painting really big tits in bronze chestpieces, Frazetta is a master of creating another world filled with melee weaponry, warrior princesses, and mutant species. Throw on some Iron Maiden, pick up your best berserker bludgeon, and start bashing in some invaders’ skulls. Or roll a 20-sided die, whatever.
Source: Frank Frazetta and Imgur user Mataphrakt